A late-night investigation into the semiconductor supply chain's most boring — and most critical — vulnerability
We came to the gun fight with straws.
tldr: While everyone's having collective aneurysms over dramatic rare earth export controls (because nothing gets senators salivating more than elements with mysterious names), China already won the chip war by quietly cornering the market on boring-ass cleaning chemicals like tetramethylammonium hydroxide — systematically building from <5% market share in 2008 to 40%+ today through strategic acquisitions like the $53M Sumitomo purchase — where a single Chinese company now controls the economic cheat code of 2,500:1 leverage ratios ($200M disruption causes $500B semiconductor damage vs. gallium's pathetic 7:1), dominates supply to Samsung (30% dependency), LG Display (60%), BOE (90%), and CSOT (70%) representing $150B+ annual revenue, operates in a global market of exactly 15 companies that can manufacture at <10 parts per billion purity, charges $5K for chemical batches that control $2M semiconductor output with $25-50M switching costs and 6-12 month shelf lives that make stockpiling impossible, while we're still salivating over export controls on 7nm chips that affect maybe 5% of the market instead of realizing that by 2027 Beijing can crash our entire $574B semiconductor ecosystem with what amounts to pocket change and a phone call.
Quick confession—I had this polymer-textile-fiber engineering prof once (yes, that's a real thing) who possessed the supernatural ability to knock me unconscious within minutes. Like, pharmaceutical-grade sedation. The graphics and data dumps and random quotes scattered throughout? They're little jolts to keep you alive through my ramblings. I use AI to do the data lookups and the snark is part me and part drowsiness and frustration with the status quo.
Introduction: The Decoy Show
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." — H.L. Mencken
Look, I've been at this long enough to know when we're being sold a bill of goods. And right now — as I'm writing this at 2:47 AM because insomnia is apparently my research methodology — everyone's obsessing over gallium and germanium like they're reading from the same boring Brookings Institution script. Export controls! Rare earth minerals! Congressional hearings with senators who can barely operate their iPhones asking about "critical materials"!
But here's what keeps me up at night (well, one of many things): while we're all watching this very public, very dramatic performance about flashy metals with names that sound important, the actual war — the one that really matters — is being fought with chemicals that have names like rejected Harry Potter spells.
And China isn't just winning that war. They've already won it.
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." — H.L. Mencken
Let me tell you about a company you've never heard of.
Meet Runjing Chemical: The Boring Company That Controls Your Digital Life
Zhenjiang Runjing High Purity Chemical Technology Co., Ltd. — try saying that five times fast — sits at 8 Haixi Road in Zhenjiang's International Chemical Industry Park. Sounds thrilling, right? Like the kind of place where dreams go to die in PowerPoint presentations about "operational efficiencies."
Semiconductor empires are non-descript.
But here's the thing that should terrify you: this completely unremarkable-looking chemical company just quietly dropped $53 million acquiring Sumitomo Chemical's Chinese operations. Not a venture capital round (because who the hell would get excited about specialty chemical manufacturing?). Not an IPO roadshow. Just... strategic conquest of the most boring-sounding substances that happen to be absolutely, utterly critical to modern civilization.
Table 1: Runjing Chemical Company Profile
MetricValueContext Sources: TrendForce Industry Reports (2024), Shandong Haike Group Annual Report (2023), SEMI Market Intelligence Database
And that parent company — Shandong Haike Group — ranked 291st among China's Top 500 Enterprises. This isn't some startup in a Shenzhen garage. This is Chinese industrial policy in action, and we're just... watching it happen. With our mouths agape. While we debate the finer points of lithium mining permits in Nevada.
"I can resist everything except temptation." — Oscar Wilde (and apparently, that's how we approach strategic oversight)
The Molecules That Rule the World
So what exactly does Runjing make that's so important? Brace yourself for the most boring-sounding chemical names that happen to control the entire global semiconductor industry:
Tetramethylammonium hydroxide. TMAH if you're trying to sound smart at cocktail parties (spoiler: you'll just sound like a chemistry professor having a stroke).
Beautiful chemistry, ugly geopolitics.
Here's what this academic-sounding gibberish actually does: it's literally the only way to develop photoresist patterns in semiconductor manufacturing without potassium contamination. And before your eyes glaze over completely, let me translate that into human:
No TMAH = No chips. Not slower chips. Not worse chips. NO chips.
Table 2: Global TMAH Market Analysis (2023-2030)
YearMarket Size (USD)Growth RateKey Applications Sources: Grand View Research Global TMAH Market Report (2023), SEMI Electronic Materials Database, McKinsey Semiconductor Supply Chain Analysis
Look at those numbers. $459 million doesn't sound like much in our trillion-dollar economy, right? But that's the beautiful, terrifying thing about chemical dependencies — small markets, massive leverage. It's like... imagine if someone cornered the market on a specific type of screw that every car manufacturer needed, and there was literally no substitute. That's TMAH in the chip world.
But wait — because this story gets more beautifully, absurdly complex — Runjing doesn't just make TMAH. They've cornered the market on an entire family of quaternary ammonium compounds that sound like they were named by someone having a seizure:
Table 3: Runjing's Critical Chemical Portfolio
ChemicalFormulaFunctionPurity RequirementsSubstitutes Available Sources: Runjing Chemical Technical Specifications (2024), VLSI Standards International, Semiconductor Industry Association Chemical Database
Each one irreplaceable. Each one doing something completely different and utterly essential in the chip-making process. No Plan B. No alternatives (trust me, I've read enough patents to know). Just... pray they keep shipping.
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?" — Lord of War (substitute "critical chemicals" for "firearms" and you get the idea)
The Precision Nightmare: Manufacturing at the Edge of Physics
Here's where my brain starts to melt: the precision required to manufacture these chemicals makes Swiss watchmaking look like finger painting.
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple." — Oscar Wilde (especially when it's 99.9999999% pure)
Table 4: TMAH Manufacturing Specifications
ParameterSpecificationReal-World TranslationFailure Rate Sources: International SEMATECH Manufacturing Guidelines, SEMI Chemical Standards F57-0304, Runjing Quality Control Documentation
Think about that metal contamination spec for a second. Ten parts per billion. That's like... if you had a swimming pool full of water, you couldn't have more than a single drop of metal contamination. And this isn't just laboratory curiosity — this is industrial-scale manufacturing that has to hit these specs batch after batch after batch.
The Etching Miracle: How TMAH Performs Surgery with a Sledgehammer
But here's where it gets really absurd: TMAH enables silicon etching with 12,500:1 selectivity ratios. Let me translate that from chemistry-speak into something approaching human language:
TMAH can carve silicon with nanometer precision while barely touching the insulation layer beside it.
Table 5: TMAH Etching Performance Specifications
Etching ParameterSpecificationIndustry StandardCompetitive Advantage Sources: IEEE Electron Device Letters, MEMS and Nanotechnology Journal, Applied Physics Reviews
It's like performing brain surgery with a chainsaw — except somehow it works perfectly. Every. Single. Time. And if that temperature drifts even one degree? If that batch has eleven parts per billion of metal contamination instead of nine? The whole thing fails catastrophically.
Supply Chain Vulnerability: The Chemicals You Can't Stockpile
Here's what drives me completely insane about this whole situation: unlike those flashy rare earth metals everyone obsesses over (which you can mine and stockpile for years), you can't hoard these chemicals.
"Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." — Lord of War (perfect description of our supply chain "partnerships")
They degrade. They require constant temperature control. They ship in containers that cost more than most people's houses. Miss one delivery window? Your billion-dollar fab becomes the world's most expensive paperweight.
Table 6: Chemical Supply Chain Constraints
Constraint TypeImpact LevelMitigation OptionsIndustry Response Sources: Chemical Logistics International, Semiconductor Equipment Materials International (SEMI), Cold Chain Management Association
And here's the kicker — that "SC-1 Standard Clean" process that uses Runjing's ammonia water mixed with hydrogen peroxide? Sounds boring, right? Wrong. This removes organic contamination from wafers. Skip this step — even once — and your cutting-edge 3nm chips become very expensive coasters.
China's Quiet Chess Move: Strategic Patience Pays Off
So while we were all distracted by the very public, very dramatic theater of export controls on AI chips (congressional hearings! sanctions! dramatic headlines!), China was methodically buying up the unglamorous chemical suppliers.
Lord of War. I was disappointed that Nicholas Cage didn't have a Ukrainian accent. But alas...I digress.
"You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other." — Lord of War (substitute "chemical suppliers" for "arms dealers")
Table 7: The Sumitomo Acquisition Details
FacilityLocationCapital InvestmentTechnology AcquiredStrategic Value Sources: TrendForce M&A Database (2024), Sumitomo Chemical Annual Report, Asian Chemical News, Display Daily Industry Analysis
Table 8A: Runjing's Methodical Chemical Empire Building (2008-2024)
Source: Sources: Runjing Chemical Company Timeline, TrendForce M&A Database, SEMI Supply Chain Intelligence, Personal tracking of institutional blindness
No press conferences. No victory laps. Just strategic patience paying off. Runjing went from TMAH specialist to full wet chemical powerhouse overnight — gaining established manufacturing facilities, proven technology, and Sumitomo's customer relationships.
And now they compete on cost against Japanese suppliers while meeting identical quality specs. They're not playing catch-up anymore. They've already won.
The Economics That Should Terrify You
Here's what keeps me up at night (well, one of many things): the economics of this chemical dependency are completely insane.
Table 8B: The Economics of Chemical Hostage-Taking (Or: How $5K Controls $2M)
Sources: Semiconductor Economics Research, McKinsey Fab Cost Analysis, My 3 AM spreadsheet modeling, Personal stress-induced calculations
Look at those ratios and tell me this isn't the most elegant economic weapon ever devised.
I mean, think about it — and I've been thinking about it, obsessively, since about 2:30 AM when I first started running these numbers — you're looking at a situation where a $5,000 chemical batch controls $2 million in semiconductor output. That's not just leverage, that's economic strangulation with a smile.
But here's what really keeps me up (and trust me, I've got the coffee stains on this desk to prove it): look at that bottom row. The moment Runjing decides to flex — maybe Beijing makes a phone call, maybe they just decide Tuesday's a good day to remind everyone who really runs this show — and suddenly we're not talking about chemical costs anymore. We're talking about economic warfare.
The leverage ratio becomes infinite because the input cost drops to zero (they just... don't ship) while the economic damage explodes exponentially. Five hundred million in fab downtime within 48 hours. A trillion-dollar industry held hostage by molecules that cost less than a decent used car.
And we built this dependency ourselves, one procurement decision at a time, because hey — who cares about boring chemical suppliers when you can get 15% cost savings and hit your quarterly numbers?
The truly beautiful — and I use that word in the most terrifying sense possible — part is that last column. My personal anxiety progression from "moderate" (just money) to "existential dread" (economic sovereignty) to "requires prescription medication" (when the leverage actually gets deployed).
Because at 4:47 AM, staring at these numbers, you realize this isn't theory anymore
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." — H.L. Mencken (including our strategic planning capabilities, apparently)
Table 8: Chemical Leverage Economics
Chemical InputBatch CostEnabled Wafer ValueLeverage RatioFailure Cost Sources: Semiconductor Economics Research Center, McKinsey Fab Economics Study, VLSI Research Cost Analysis
Each TMAH batch costs thousands to produce but represents millions in chip value. It's like... imagine if someone could shut down the entire airline industry by controlling the supply of those little plastic stirrers they give you with your coffee. Except worse, because at least you could stir your coffee with something else.
Table 8C: The Efficiency Rankings of Economic Warfare (Or: How to Crash an Economy on a Budget)
Sources: McKinsey Supply Chain Economics, Congressional Budget Office Trade Impact Analysis, My personal nightmare spreadsheet calculations, Pentagon supply chain vulnerability assessment (the unclassified parts)
Jesus Christ — look at that bottom row and tell me we're not living in a simulation designed by someone with a very dark sense of humor.
I mean, seriously — I've been staring at these numbers for the last hour (it's now 5:23 AM, the coffee's gone cold, and I'm starting to question my life choices) — and the efficiency ratio on chemical warfare is 2,500:1. Twenty-five hundred to one. That's not a supply chain vulnerability, that's a cheat code for economic destruction.
Think about this for a second — and I know you probably don't want to, because honestly, neither do I, but here we are — China could spend $200 million (pocket change for them) disrupting chemical supplies and cause $500 billion in semiconductor industry damage. Meanwhile, we're all hyperventilating about gallium exports that require them to sacrifice $2.1 billion to cause $15 billion in damage. That's like... bringing a nuclear weapon to a knife fight, except we're so busy arguing about the knives that we haven't noticed the mushroom cloud forming.
But here's the really beautiful part (and by beautiful, I mean soul-crushingly terrifying): look at that "Sexiness Factor" column. Gallium? High. Germanium? High. Advanced chips? Maximum. Chemical precursors that could literally shut down the entire industry? None. Zero. Zilch. It sounds boring, so nobody cares.
I swear, sometimes I think our entire foreign policy establishment operates like teenagers on TikTok — if it doesn't sound dramatic enough for a congressional hearing or a think tank white paper, it might as well not exist. Meanwhile, the real weapons of economic warfare are hiding in plain sight with names like "tetramethylammonium hydroxide" that make people's eyes glaze over faster than a corporate compliance training video.
And that "Policy Attention" column? The inverse relationship between actual strategic risk and institutional focus is so perfect it hurts. Maximum attention for 7:1 leverage ratios, zero attention for 2,500:1 leverage ratios. It's like we're optimizing for looking busy rather than actually addressing threats.
But hey, at least when the economic collapse comes, we'll have really thorough congressional testimony about gallium supply chains. That should comfort us while we're explaining to our kids why their iPhones don't work anymore.
Market Concentration: The 15-Company Problem
Remember when everyone was worried about semiconductor manufacturing being concentrated in Asia? Well, guess what — the chemicals that make that manufacturing possible are even more concentrated:
Table 9: Global Chemical Supply Concentration
Market SegmentViable SuppliersMarket Leader RegionChinese Control %Switching Difficulty Sources: Chemical Market Analytics, SEMI Supply Chain Database, Strategic Materials Intelligence, McKinsey Chemical Industry Analysis
Market concentration chart: The shrinking circle of chemical suppliers
Fifteen companies globally can make TMAH right. Eight can make it at VLSI grade. And after Runjing's acquisition spree? Maybe five companies have the complete wet chemical portfolio needed for advanced semiconductor manufacturing.
That's not market concentration. That's a hostage situation.
Environmental Regulations: The American Handicap
And here's where I start laughing (or crying — it's hard to tell at this point): remember those environmental regulations that slow down US chemical production for years?
"Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes." — Oscar Wilde (and boy, do we have experience)
Table 10: Regulatory Timeline Comparison - US vs. China Sources: Congressional Budget Office Regulatory Analysis, McKinsey Global Manufacturing Study, World Bank Doing Business Report, China Chemical Industry Association
NEPA reviews. Environmental impact statements. Public comment periods. Community hearings. I've sat through enough of these regulatory kabuki dances to know they're not protecting the environment — they're protecting incumbents and ensuring that by the time you get approval to build anything, the technology has moved on and your business case has evaporated.
China doesn't have that problem. Runjing scales ultra-pure chemical production without environmental impact studies. They just... build. Fast. Done.
And that's how you lose a chemical war without firing a shot.
The Ultimate Irony: Guarding the Front Door While the Windows Are Open
"The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise." — Lord of War (unfortunately, we're about to get shot with our own strategic blindness)
So here we are — fighting this chip war with export controls on fancy lithography machines (very visible, very dramatic, great for soundbites) while the basic chemistry needed to make ANY chips quietly becomes Chinese-controlled.
Table 11: Strategic Attention vs. Actual Vulnerability Matrix Sources: Department of Commerce Export Control Analysis, CSIS Strategic Technologies Program, Peterson Institute Trade Database, SEMI Market Intelligence
It's like reinforcing the front door while leaving every window unlocked. We've got senators who can barely operate their smartphones asking very serious questions about 7-nanometer chip exports while completely ignoring that the chemicals needed to make 28-nanometer chips (which run most of the actual economy) are increasingly controlled by Chinese companies.
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
The Cleaning Process Nobody Talks About: SC-1 and the Ammonia Question
Let me tell you about the most boring-sounding process that could bring down the entire semiconductor industry: Standard Clean 1.
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." — Oscar Wilde (we're in the chemical gutter, but China's looking at the strategic stars)
Table 12: SC-1 Process Critical Parameters
Sources: SEMI Cleaning Standards C1-94, RCA Clean Protocol Documentation, Journal of Electronic Materials, SEMATECH Process Guidelines
Runjing's ammonia water gets mixed with hydrogen peroxide in this SC-1 process — and if that sounds like something you could do in your garage, you're missing the point. This removes organic contamination from wafers with precision that makes pharmaceutical manufacturing look sloppy.
Skip this step — even once — and your cutting-edge chips become very expensive paperweights. The organic contamination that this process removes is measured in parts per trillion. We're talking about removing individual molecules from silicon surfaces.
And guess who supplies the ammonia water for this process to half the world's chip fabs?
Geopolitical Chess: The Moves You Didn't See Coming
While we were all watching the Hollywood version of the chip war — dramatic export bans, billion-dollar fab announcements, congressional theater — China was playing a completely different game.
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." — H.L. Mencken (and control critical supply chains)
Table 13: China's Long-Term Chemical Strategy Timeline
Sources: China Chemical Industry Association Strategic Plans, McKinsey China Chemical Report, Congressional Research Service Analysis, CSIS Technology Transfer Database
The Runjing acquisition of Sumitomo wasn't just about buying factories — it was about acquiring decades of process knowledge, customer relationships, and quality systems that take years to develop. You can't just decide to make VLSI-grade TMAH next Tuesday. This stuff requires institutional knowledge that's built up over decades.
And now that knowledge is Chinese-controlled.
The Technical Deep Dive: Why These Chemicals Are Irreplaceable
Let me get a bit nerdy here (because at 3:42 AM, who's going to stop me?) and explain exactly why these chemicals are so uniquely critical.
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." — H.L. Mencken (we wanted cheap chemicals, and we're about to get dependency good and hard)
Table 14: TMAH vs. Alternative Developers - Technical Comparison
Sources: IEEE Transactions on Semiconductor Manufacturing, Journal of Microelectromechanical Systems, Applied Physics Letters, VLSI Technology Handbook
See that? Potassium and sodium contamination kill semiconductor performance. Hydrazine works great but it's so toxic it's essentially banned for industrial use. TMAH is literally the only game in town for metal-free photoresist development.
Precision Requirements: Welcome to the Atomic Scale
The purity specifications for these chemicals aren't just challenging — they're at the edge of what's physically possible to measure:
Table 15: Analytical Chemistry Detection Limits
Sources: American Chemical Society Analytical Chemistry Standards, SEMI Chemical Analysis Protocols, NIST Trace Metal Standards, Semiconductor Characterization Handbook
You're literally measuring individual atoms in solution. The analytical chemistry required to verify these specifications costs more than most people's annual salary. Per batch.
Market Dynamics: How to Corner a Market Without Anyone Noticing
Here's the beautiful, terrifying thing about chemical market dynamics: they're completely invisible until they're not.
"I prefer it my way." — Lord of War (Runjing's motto, apparently)
They didn't announce their intention to corner the TMAH market. They just... did it. Batch by batch. Customer by customer. Quality improvement by quality improvement. And now? Now half the world's chip fabs depend on chemicals from a company most people have never heard of.
Customer Dependency Analysis: The Web of Chemical Control
Table 17: Major Customer Dependency Assessment Sources: Display Industry Supply Chain Analysis, Semiconductor Equipment Materials International, Asian Chemical Market Intelligence, McKinsey Supply Chain Resilience Study
Switching chemical suppliers isn't like changing your coffee brand. It requires months of qualification, process revalidation, and yield optimization. Most companies would rather pay 2x the price than go through the switching process.
And Runjing knows it.
The Future Scenario: What Happens Next
So here we are at 4:17 AM (told you this was a late-night investigation), and I'm looking at a future where Chinese companies control the basic chemistry needed for semiconductor manufacturing while we're still arguing about export controls on equipment.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." — Oscar Wilde (and we've yielded to the temptation of cheap Chinese chemicals)
Table 18: Five-Year Chemical Dependency Scenario Sources: Strategic Forecasting International, RAND Corporation Technology Assessment, Council on Foreign Relations Supply Chain Study, Center for Strategic and International Studies
Here's what keeps me up at night (well, this and the coffee): by the time policymakers realize what's happened, it'll be too late to fix. You can't rebuild chemical supply chains overnight. The institutional knowledge, the quality systems, the customer relationships — that stuff takes decades to build.
To be frank, Physicists and EECS are mid if they don't realize this.
Investment Required for Chemical Independence
Want to know what it would cost to rebuild chemical independence? I've done the math (because apparently this is how I spend my weekends):
Table 19: US Chemical Independence Investment Requirements
Sources: McKinsey Manufacturing Economics, Boston Consulting Group Chemical Industry Analysis, Deloitte Supply Chain Reconstruction Study, Congressional Budget Office Technology Investment Assessment
That's just to get back to where we were five years ago. And that assumes perfect execution, no technical setbacks, and customers willing to switch suppliers for national security reasons.
Good luck with that.
The Brookings Institute Problem: Fighting the Last War
Here's what really grinds my gears about our current policy approach: we're fighting the chip war like it's 1985, focusing on the big, visible, dramatic stuff while completely missing the mundane dependencies that actually matter.
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." — H.L. Mencken (our foreign policy establishment wants dramatic solutions and they're about to get dependency good and hard)
Table 20: Policy Attention vs. Strategic Reality
Sources: Congressional Research Service Technology Reports, Media Coverage Analysis (LexisNexis), Department of Defense Critical Technology Assessment, Intelligence Community Supply Chain Analysis
The think tank industrial complex is fighting the last war — the one where controlling the most advanced technology gives you strategic advantage. But in the chemical supply chain, controlling the most mundane technology gives you strategic advantage.
And nobody's paying attention.
Conclusion: The War That's Already Over
So here I am, 4:53 AM, staring at my fourth cup of coffee and a spreadsheet full of chemical dependency data that should probably be classified, wondering how we got here.
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." — H.L. Mencken
The answer is simple: while we were watching the Hollywood version of the chip war — the dramatic export controls, the billion-dollar fab announcements, the congressional theater — China was quietly, methodically winning the real war. Molecule by molecule. Chemical by chemical. Company by company.
Runjing Chemical didn't announce their intention to control critical semiconductor chemistry. They just did it.
TMAH. TMAC. TEAC. TMAB. Learn those acronyms, because you'll be hearing them in congressional testimony soon enough. Right around the time some senator realizes that we can't make chips without chemicals we don't control, from companies we've never heard of, in supply chains we don't understand.
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." — Oscar Wilde
The beautiful, terrifying irony is that we did this to ourselves. We ignored the boring stuff — the cleaning chemicals, the developers, the mundane molecular machinery that makes modern life possible — because it wasn't sexy enough for congressional hearings or think tank conferences.
And now it's too late.
By the time you read this blog post (assuming you made it this far), Runjing will be shipping another batch of ultra-pure TMAH to another customer somewhere in the world. Another small step in a very large, very quiet conquest that's already succeeded.
The chip war isn't coming. It's over. We lost. We just haven't realized it yet.
Global TMAH Market Analysis (2023-2030) - Grand View Research
Semiconductor Chemical Purity Standards (VLSI/ULSI) - SEMI International
Chinese Industrial Policy Documentation - China Chemical Industry Association
US Environmental Regulations Database - EPA/Congressional Budget Office
Supply Chain Vulnerability Assessment - McKinsey Global Institute
Personal insomnia-driven investigation (ongoing)
Disclaimer:This analysis is based on publicly available information and industry sources. Any resemblance to actual chemical warfare is purely coincidental. The author cannot be held responsible for stress-induced insomnia resulting from reading this analysis. All quotes properly attributed to their respective dead authors and fictional arms dealers.